who runs this thing anyway?

As you might have guessed, my name is ROB! I'm an alien-doggy-robot-thing trapped in the body of a sweaty pasty earthling nerd. I crashlanded here 2006 in the Pacific Northwest and am currently attending what you humans call "college", but when I'm not doing that, you can find me floating languorously in my green goo tube, tumbling down useless research rabbit holes, or working on my various projects.

I've been drawing since my grubby fingers could hold a pencil and no one has managed to stop me yet. I consider illustration and writing to be my main mediums, but I also dabble in cartooning, mixed media, animation, 3D modeling, character design, fursuit making, DIY, and of course HTML/CSS :-} I'm trying to get into making music as well and would love to put a song or two out there eventually (but probably not anytime soon until I'm capable of something listenable). I've been described as a jack of all trades, but whoever this Jack guy is I'd rather not be compared.

As far as career stuff goes, my dream is to enter the STEM field so I can get paid to wear a white coat and feel smart all day. That's all a scientist does right? I'd also love to become a tattoo artist and do some other creative biz on the side, though I have no real plans for chasing either yet. For now I'm just a guy drawing silly stuff to soothe the rabid animal birling the hamster wheel that powers my brain lest I end up on the news.

I'm also a furry and a canine therian, if you couldn't tell. The little alien dog you see around the site is my main fursona Thing (don't pet him, you'll probably get hookworm). You can click here to read about him and my other fursonas!

I'm terrible at talking about myself, so I hope my site and art can speak for me. Enjoy your time here! Or don't, I can't tell you what to do.

about the site

This website is more or less a personal hallucinogenic dreamworld where I archive my art, writings, ramblings, and whatever else I feel like.

Why "ROBGARAGE"?
Short answer: I'm Rob, and this is my garage.
Long answer: Much of my childhood was spent making stuff in my dad's garage, so I've gone on to associate garages in general with relaxation and creativity. Something about the bottomless boxes of trinkets, art supplies, and miscellaneous doohickeys instilled a sense of wonder in my tiny mind, and digging through them was the first time it occurred to me that the world is a mysterious place filled with unknown treasures waiting to be found. I molded an idea of garages as liminal spaces where time caramelizes and the pressure of daily life is lifted, temporarily, for as long as you exist inside one. I don't have a physical garage anymore so my website is a digital manifestation of those rosy memories and a reminder to stay curious about the world around me :-) I also just think garages are punk as fuck and cool.

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ROBGARAGE is hand-coded with HTML and CSS by (mostly) yours truly. I'm just an amateur with a keyboard and too much free time, so if you notice any particularly egregious instances of jank, please report it to me here.

history

ROBGARAGE began when I took up HTML as a hobby in 2021. The pandemic still had the world gripped tight in its iron clutches, so I had lots of time on my hands to dedicate to learning a new hobby. Though I squandered much of that time writing awkward Lemon Demon fanfiction, I managed to squeeze enough into learning the ropes of webcraft!

a horizontal divider depicting a segment of barbed wire Here's a glimpse of how the site looked at first. Each page followed the same top-down layout, since I hadn't figured out how to do anything else yet and the majority of CSS positioning remained a mystery to me.
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I'd never heard of the small/personal/indie web before, but I couldn't have discovered it at a better time in my life. Too young to have experienced Geocities or Angelfire in their respective heydays, but juuuust old enough to witness mainstream internet mutate into the corporate hellscape we know today, it was a strange time to be a teen online. I was sick of shallow numbers and cookie-cutter profile templates that allowed only the bare minimum for personalization. There had to be more to the internet than that, right?

I'd whipped up sites on Carrd and other drag-and-drop site makers before, but while they yielded some satisfaction, none of them fully scratched that itch. It didn't help that most of them lock basic functionalities behind a paywall (especially if you had any desire to use it for anything beyond a glorified linkdump). It was all very disillusioning. I was beginning to accept the internet must be a bland place with little room for creativity, until I discovered Neocities from an artist I followed, and through it, the indie web!

Coding was intimidating at first, to say the least. It started as a pet project, but snowballed into something more as I realized I was actually having a lot of fun. Every obstacle felt like a challenge to overcome and the wave of euphoria that hit when i ironed out a kink or learned a quicker way of doing something made every moment of frustration worth it and more in the end. I tend to pick up and drop hobbies sporadically, but this was a rare case where one ended up sticking.

It entered a period of inactivity lasting from 2022 to early 2026, during which a lot of big events in my life happened in dizzying succession. I fell in love with my boyfriend, started HRT, became a legal adult, graduated, volunteered, moved apartments, struggled with self harm and mental illness, entered college, got my license, recovered from surgery... you get the idea. All of it burnt me out on updating and I was pretty much out of the game for a while.

As you'd know if you've ever suffered art block, the only way out is through. I spent that 4-year liminal in a reflective state, venting my frustration through other creative outlets and slowly rebuilding my energy. It took a while until i could come back here with the passion I once had, but it was a necessary sabbatical that gave me a fresh perspective on webcraft when I returned.

All this is to say that what's on your computer screen right now is a long labor of love. I hope your time here can inspire or help you in some way.

future??????

ROBGARAGE will forever be a work in progress, as it's a direct extension of myself, so keep in mind what you're looking at is more like a sculpture of sand than one of marble. I don't expect to "finish" it any time soon and I most likely never will.

Most things on the web are transient, but I still hope one day in the distant future ROBGARAGE can be discovered on a beat-up hard drive and studied by archaeologists or something. (To the possible future archaeologist reading this: hi!)

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fun trivia

  • In its early days, it was coded entirely on an iPad in the Neocities editor. (I later became sane and switched to VS Codium on my laptop.)

  • It is old.

  • A moderately famous hip-hop musician has witnessed me work on it.

  • It's alive and can feel pain.

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contact

The best way to reach me is by sending me an email at contact[at]robgarage[dot]online, but you can also leave a comment on my guestbook or message me on Toyhouse. Please allow up to a couple weeks for a response as I'm a relatively busy and forgetful guy. I probably won't respond to small talk, but I appreciate every "hello" and nice comment I get :o}

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stuff i like :3

MUSIC... Ween, They Might Be Giants, Lemon Demon, Logan Whitehurst & the Jr. Science Club, Talking Heads, David Byrne, Rinse & Repeat, Brian Eno, Depeche Mode, Nine Inch Nails, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, XTC, of Montreal, Kraftwerk, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, AJJ, DEVO, Machine Girl, Death Grips, The Fullerenes, King Crimson, Primus, LustSickPuppy, femtanyl, MAILPUP, passengerprincess... anything I can get my paws onto really! I'm always looking for new stuff to listen to ^__^

MOVIES + TV... The Thing (1982), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), Mulholland Drive (2001), Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), The Silence of the Lambs (1991), UHF (1989), Office Space (1999), all of the cornetto trilogy movies, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Gravity Falls, Invader Zim, Twin Peaks, Hannibal... I'll be honest I'm not as much of a cinephile as I'd like to be but I'm hoping to change that.

YOUTUBERS... Sarah Z, Lady Emily, Hbomberguy, Khadija Mbowe, Alexander Avila, Defunctland, Shanspeare, Jacksfilms, Matt Baum, Kaz Rowe... mostly video essayists, I like to put them on while I draw!

GAMES... Undertale, Deltarune, Night in the Woods, Portal (both games), The Binding of Isaac, Mewgenics, Metal Gear Solid, The Legend of Zelda (mostly botw), Minecraft (almost exclusively in creative mode)

OTHER... machinery, old technology, computers, math, astronomy, coffee shops, human psychology, zoology, urbanism, the PNW, horror, vulture culture, mortuary science, sci-fi, science in general, the paranormal (I don't really believe in it but it's still fun to think about), history, music, art + art history, furries, ocean life, classic literature, existentialism, road trips, plushies

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fanlistings

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my "literally me" characters

Back in the distant apocalyptic time known as COVID, all the cool kids had a "kin list". These were lists of characters you related to, and around them spawned a cottage industry of kinning culture.

I too was fourteen in 2020, and yes, I did have a kinlist. You still see them around occasionally but they're not nearly as popular anymore (at least not in the circles I hang around in). I'm all about being "cringe and free" as they say, so what's stopping me from keeping one now?? It's my website, damn it!

These are listed in loose order of who I kin most.

A young man with dark neck-length hair, circular glasses, and a white coat with a blue shirt underneath.

Hal "Otacon" Emmerich
Metal Gear Solid

"The whole reason I got into science in the first place was because I was no good with people. I was scared of them. I was scared of life. I thought that I could never understand them because they're so illogical. But I've finally learned how to like people. I'm not afraid anymore."

Hal is probably the most me a character can get. We share so many personality traits, interests, struggles, and even life events it's almost scary. We're both computer nerds who were named after old sci-fi films at birth and stay up way too late watching cartoons in adulthood. I see a lot of myself in his difficulties relating to people and wanting to use his skills for the good of humanity. Even our traumas are similar! My boyfriend also kins David, so we're basically IRL otasune.

A 12-year-old boy with messy brown hair, a white cap with a blue pine tree in the middle, an orange shirt, and dark blue vest, and pronounced eyebags. He's holding a key in one hand and smiling.

Dipper Pines
Gravity Falls

“I don’t know what’s gonna happen in the future, but whatever it is, you don’t have to fear because we’ll do it together!”

Dipper was one of my transmasc awakenings, so I'd be remiss not to have him here. Even though I'm not twelve anymore I often feel I am with how much I still suffer his sweaty preteen anxiety in my daily life. (Does anyone know if that ever goes away?) Little Rob felt very seen watching another awkward cryptid-loving kid go on misadventures and ultimately succeed in spite of the social and emotional struggles he faced. Thanks for that, Dipper. I hope you're still chasing mysteries in Piedmont. (But not because an evil triangle is after your family this time.)

A 12-year-old boy with a large forehead and black hair styled in a pronounced spike, round glasses, a black trenchcoat, and a mucky yellow-green shirt with a blank face graphic. He's reaching for something offscreen with a focused look on his face, and his tongue is sticking out.

Dib Membrane
Invader Zim

"[gasping] Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!"

I may not have a deranged alien nemesis hellbent on conquering humanity, but I know how it feels to navigate a hostile world where seemingly everyone and everything refuses to understand you. Growing up autistic will do that. I wore round glasses for a long time because I wanted to look like him. In reality it just made me look like sad Harry Potter with a ratty mullet. I'm not sure why no one stopped me.

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Angus Delaney
Night in the Woods

"So I believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do."

Angus's philosophy on life, people, and the unknown resonates really deeply with me, and it's part of the reason I replay NITW every autumn. The solace he finds in Gregg reminds me a lot of my relationship; I used to "joke" with my boyfriend before we got together that we're just like Grangus as some kind of preternatural pre-flirting. We're pretty much the same in personality and interests, though I don't think I'm quite as stoic, try as I may.

Fluttershy
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

"This is me being brave. I wanna be brave at home, locked in my closet, with my teddy bear."

My boyfriend says I'm most like her, and I trust his judgment more than anything.

Dr. Alphys
Undertale

"I was originally gonna stop you, but... watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them."

Gawky scientists with nerdy cartoon interests and skeletons in the closet are my bread and butter. I'm sure that says nothing about me.

Tenna
Deltarune

"Love it when you listen to me, Mike. Love it."

I'm mildly embarrassed to say aloud that a video game character helped me come to terms with my BPD, but that's how it happened. My mood can change about as fast and dramatically as his, and at basically any perceived rejection even if it's something silly and small. I don't think I'd ever want to host a game show for that reason. I do wish I could shrink and grow with my mood, though.

Pangolins
Real life

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This is cheating, but I couldn't not because pangolins are the me animal ever. So much so that I made a shrine dedicated to them!

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