This site is HEAVILY under construction. There are unfinished pages and many links are broken. Please browse with caution, and watch for falling rocks.

Not suitable for young children. Contains content that may be disturbing, including...

• Mild flashing gifs
• Bright colors
• Strong language
• Reclamation of the F slur
• References to mental illness and self-harm
• Body horror
• Drawn blood and gore
• General horror themes

There are also iframes, audio elements (no autoplay), and JavaScript. Please don't go further if any of these may harm your well-being!

Best viewed on desktop at 2560x1600 resolution. Though I'm always working to make this place more accessible, I can't guarantee its responsiveness on smaller screens, sorry mobile users :o(

If that's all fine and good, the door is right below!
Don't worry, I left it unlocked just for you...