(as you can probably tell, this site is undergoing an overhaul and isn't meant to be viewed in its current state. please come back later!)

WELCOME TO THE GARAGE, NETIZEN! YOU MUST HAVE BAD LUCK TO HAVE ENDED UP IN A PLACE LIKE THIS... THERES NO NEED TO BE SCARED THOUGH... WHY DON'T YOU REST YOUR WEARY BONES HERE FOR A WHILE ;-)

before you enter, you should know this site contains potentially disturbing content, including (but not limited to):

• flashing gifs
• bright colors
• reclamation of the f slur
• general horror themes, but especially body horror
• references to mental illness
• iframes
• javascript

please don't go further if any of these may harm your well-being!

additionally, it is best viewed on ipad or desktop. though i'm always working to make this place more accessible, i can't guarantee its responsiveness on smaller screens, sorry mobile users :o(

if that's all fine and good, the door is right below! don't worry, i left it unlocked just for you...