(This site is undergoing an overhaul. There are unfinished pages and some links may appear broken. Please browse with caution!)

before you enter, you should know this site contains potentially disturbing content, including (but not limited to):

• flashing gifs
• bright colors
• reclamation of the f slur
• general horror themes, but especially body horror
• references to mental illness
• iframes
• javascript

please don't go further if any of these may harm your well-being!

additionally, it is best viewed on ipad or desktop. though i'm always working to make this place more accessible, i can't guarantee its responsiveness on smaller screens, sorry mobile users :o(

if that's all fine and good, the door is right below! don't worry, i left it unlocked just for you...

enter